Aight bitches, first of all, if you think mushrooms suck or taste funky, fucking KILL YOURSELF!
Mushrooms rock and you eat snot, BIITTTCCHHH.
Mushrooms can be alot while you can only suck cock, BIIIITTTTCCHHHHH!
Mushrooms are better than you, and that's cuz you're a jew, not trying to be antisemetic, I just couldn't think of something that rhymed with you, boo.
MUSHROOMS ARE COOL AND YOU DROOL!
MUSHROOMS CAN GROW IN POOLS! (dry ones)
Mushrooms will one day claim the earth as their own dominion and the follies of mankind will be put into the conscious of the masses, cities will fall into disrepair before there foundations are claimed into the fruiting body of the fungal kingdom.
MUSHROOMS ARE GOOD FOR YOU, WHILE YOU ARE TOXIC AS POO! back?